No, I'm not a sailor. Although my mama says I have a mouth like one. Which is just not fucking true.
But I am a creative director who lives and online dates in New York. One of those things is a lot more difficult than the others. 

Work:

Creative Director, Forsman + Bodenfors, 2022-present.
Clients: Baileys, Crocs, Häagen-Dazs, Millennium.

Associate Creative Director, Rakuten, 2021-2022.
Created new brand platform, launched new visual identity and 360 campaigns while building an in-house agency.

Associate Creative Director, Ogilvy, 2020-2021.
Clients: Samsung (B2C and B2B).

Associate Creative Director, Mekanism, 2018-2020.
Clients: Food Network Kitchen, Franzia, method, Peloton, Alaska Airlines, Charles Schwab, Muscle Milk.

Lead Copywriter, Enjoy Technology, 2017-2018.
Partner clients: eero, Sonos, Google, AT&T, DJI.

Copywriter, MullenLowe, 2016-2017.
Clients: U.S. Cellular, USAA, Royal Caribbean.

Copywriter, MUH-TAY-ZIK | HOF-FER, 2015-2016.
Clients: Audi, method, SoFi.

Copywriter, Goodby Silverstein & Partners, 2012-2015.
Clients: Cheetos, Tostitos, Doritos, TD Ameritrade, Comcast, Cisco, Häagen-Dazs, SONIC Drive In.

School:

Creative Circus, 2010-2012.

Past Lives:

Bartender and bar manager, various dives and upscale establishments in Atlanta, 2003-2012.

Tutor, not Tudor, 2011-2012.

Handyman's assistant, real rural Georgia, 2003.

IHOP hostess, quasi-rural Georgia, 3 sad months in 2003.

Awards:

Little Miss Sunbeam, 1987.

Wittiest, Cave Spring Junior High, 1998.

Everyone's Favorite Bartender, South City Kitchen, 2009.

FWA Site of the Day, Cheetos.com, 2015.

Finalist, Shorty Awards, Cheetos Bag of Bones, 2015.

Editor's Pick on Creativity, method, 2018. 

Webby Honoree, method, 2019.

OBIE OOH finalist, method, 2019.

Best Dressed, Forsman & Bodenfors Forsies, 2022.