No, I'm not a sailor. Although my mama says I have a mouth like one. Which is just not fucking true.
But I am a copywriter who lives and online dates in Boston. One of those things is a lot more difficult than the other.
Copywriter, MullenLowe, 2016-present.
Copywriter, MUH-TAY-ZIK | HOF-FER, 2015-2016.
Copywriter, Goodby Silverstein & Partners, 2012-2015.
Creative Circus, 2010-2012
Bartender and bar manager, various dives and upscale establishments in Atlanta, 2003-2012
Tutor, not Tudor, 2011-2012
Handyman's assistant, real rural Georgia, 2003
IHOP hostess, quasi-rural Georgia, 3 sad months in 2003
Little Miss Sunbeam, 1987
Wittiest, Cave Spring Junior High, 1998
Everyone's Favorite Bartender, South City Kitchen, 2009.
FWA Site of the Day, Cheetos.com, 2015.
Finalist, Shorty Awards, Cheetos Bag of Bones, 2015.