No, I'm not a sailor. Although my mama says I have a mouth like one. Which is just not fucking true.

But I am a copywriter who lives and online dates in Boston. One of those things is a lot more difficult than the other. 

Work:

Copywriter, MullenLowe, 2016-present.

Copywriter, MUH-TAY-ZIK | HOF-FER, 2015-2016.

Copywriter, Goodby Silverstein & Partners, 2012-2015.

School:

Creative Circus, 2010-2012

Past Lives:

Bartender and bar manager, various dives and upscale establishments in Atlanta, 2003-2012

Tutor, not Tudor, 2011-2012

Handyman's assistant, real rural Georgia, 2003

IHOP hostess, quasi-rural Georgia, 3 sad months in 2003

Awards:

Little Miss Sunbeam, 1987

Wittiest, Cave Spring Junior High, 1998

Everyone's Favorite Bartender, South City Kitchen, 2009.

FWA Site of the Day, Cheetos.com, 2015.

Finalist, Shorty Awards, Cheetos Bag of Bones, 2015.